Monday, March 30, 2009

Luffa Represents Gay Voice...


The decision to put the voice of the gay rights campaign in the U.S. was given a face Friday, February 24 at 4 am.

Elected officials gathered to discuss the attributes of the gay vote and presence in the recent presidential election.
“The candidate should be the image of gay representation in this past election, and a voice the community will gather around.”

The decision to elect representative, Gay Luffa, was made based on both visual qualifications and the principles outlined for the gay effort in the selection. With the new official physically being a luffa, otherwise known as a bathing device, the decision was seen as fitting for the exposure for gay rights in the presidential running. Authorities within the community had this to say,
“We really didn’t exist at all throughout the debates, nor the final decision to put the president in office. With all the holes in our fight, along with the constant contraction and expansion of supporters concerned with Proposition 8, a luffa DOES indeed embody the characteristics that were presented for the gay community.”

Luffa’s commentary followed,
“I can only hope to lather up enthusiasm for the upcoming 3 decisions in Minnesota.”
Further inquiry for the upcoming state decisions will be presented provided they ever actually happen.

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