ZOMG ...
Yes, like everyone, I am waiting to see if Project Glass by Google will be a wonderful, futuristic view into the world around us OR an absolute catastrophe due to the excessive distractions it may employ.
You know what, I don't care. It's not any more distracting that texting while walking into traffic. At least this time we're looking up and in the general direction while doing it. What I'm really excited for is how I'm going to personalize it! Is this going to be my opportunity to make notes that pop up at me every time I pass a bar that I've frequented?
GLASS NOTE: "Don't forget ... vom in the already trashed bathrooms!"
Or will it give me a chance to use my note-doodling smart phone to add little funny-drawn comments by my personalized Google Street View Snapshots?
GLASS SNAP: Politician I'm not fond of
GLASS DOODLE: "Wang."
Yes it will truly be my world, I can just see it (if I don't get hit by a car wearing them)! There's a cute-sy heart-dotted swear word over everything I don't like. There's commands in my own sassy voice telling me not to miss out on one hell of a up of coffee, "Left bitch!" And maybe my Google Glasses will even have me ready for a philosophical conversation with Hobo Lauren (one of my favorite street peeps in MSP), where my Glasses will pop up all the hobo signs I wrote to have a daily showdown with him...
GLASS NOTE: Hobo signs for Lauren:
"You think this just happens? $ please"
"Feel good about yourself and give me money"
"Fortune Fridays––your dollar is a fortune to me"
"(no words just a picture of me looking sad)"
"So Po'. $?"
Anyway––Project Glass... show me why I should buy you! Honestly, having an instructional video in my face, on command, on how to do the Dougie will probably be convincing enough for me. Although the camera hidden in my very eyewear certainly peaks my curiosity as well.
Yes, like everyone, I am waiting to see if Project Glass by Google will be a wonderful, futuristic view into the world around us OR an absolute catastrophe due to the excessive distractions it may employ.
You know what, I don't care. It's not any more distracting that texting while walking into traffic. At least this time we're looking up and in the general direction while doing it. What I'm really excited for is how I'm going to personalize it! Is this going to be my opportunity to make notes that pop up at me every time I pass a bar that I've frequented?
GLASS NOTE: "Don't forget ... vom in the already trashed bathrooms!"
Or will it give me a chance to use my note-doodling smart phone to add little funny-drawn comments by my personalized Google Street View Snapshots?
GLASS SNAP: Politician I'm not fond of
GLASS DOODLE: "Wang."
Yes it will truly be my world, I can just see it (if I don't get hit by a car wearing them)! There's a cute-sy heart-dotted swear word over everything I don't like. There's commands in my own sassy voice telling me not to miss out on one hell of a up of coffee, "Left bitch!" And maybe my Google Glasses will even have me ready for a philosophical conversation with Hobo Lauren (one of my favorite street peeps in MSP), where my Glasses will pop up all the hobo signs I wrote to have a daily showdown with him...
GLASS NOTE: Hobo signs for Lauren:
"You think this just happens? $ please"
"Feel good about yourself and give me money"
"Fortune Fridays––your dollar is a fortune to me"
"(no words just a picture of me looking sad)"
"So Po'. $?"
Anyway––Project Glass... show me why I should buy you! Honestly, having an instructional video in my face, on command, on how to do the Dougie will probably be convincing enough for me. Although the camera hidden in my very eyewear certainly peaks my curiosity as well.