Oct. 5th marked the day that 10 of the brightest and best bio-chemists came together to hash out the title for what was to be one of the deadliest military weapons known to man.
The bleak Monday morning meeting came to a point of sheer excitement when leading chemist Robert F. Concheirne discovered the perfect way to title the new bio-weapon. It needs to, “pop and strike fear into the heart-purposed cavities of the Middle-East and other neighboring nations.” The anti-social, lab rats began shouting both unique and pop-worthy phrases that could come to name such a fearing and destructible method of death. One eager, young chemist reported to feeling emotions he hadn’t experienced since the one and only time he caught a glimpse of a real female breast from a minimum of one hundred yards.
After what became too long to maintain decent enthusiasm for such a creative project the science-clad posse decided to take after the current methods that have come to replace the naming talent of Advertising greats. “We’ll hold a contest!” exclaimed the lead chemist. Brands do it, and see nothing but success and pure public affection. The least of the enthused showed his colors for discontentment after his recent encounter with the Stride Long-lasting gum naming contest, and felt that he would once again feel the permanent sting of, “closed contest due to technical glitches”. After several months of claiming to have prize money for the finalists, the scientific group followed suit with past naming games by sending fifteen packages of Stride gum to their top ten public suggestees.
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