This blog may seemingly be about pastries. It is really about the resentful life activities that pastries represent...
I leave my campus (with a degree..ha ha!) and do not think about the struggles, the all-nighters, or the hard-earned degree. I think of the best pastry recipe I ever stumbled upon.
Let this recipe guide you to further opinions about the top dog at your school's registration office...
BITTER FRITTERS by Jaci (Head of Registration)
-Apply 1 Tablespoon of sweet vengeful distain to the sweet breads of your college schedule
-Deny 2 cups of degree requirements to allow the inflation of the sweet bread needed to get an education in the first place.
-Apply generous dollops of old-lady egotism
-Sprinkle a dusting of zealous pride, and make sure to leave out any apologies that would generally occur from credit adding errors.
This concoction will be the pinnacle of the meal that is the tool to life, jobs, and general career happiness. However, using this recipe compliments of MCAD may very well insure the failure of any immediate guarantee in having a pleasant anything after leaving the registration office.
